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If Wet – the future…

David and Sam
 
We are nearly at the end of Season #2 of If Wet and we wanted to let you know our plans, as they stand.

In the short term we have one final event; our 20th! We are very much looking forward to welcoming Rosanne Robertson to the hall on Sunday the 30th of November. Last year our final event was a much extended affair with many performances and the like. This year the loose plan is a standard If Wet, with a bit more emphasis on performance than usual, and then off to the pub! We will add more details about this event when we put up a preview in due course.

The other thing our last event in 2013 served as was a fundraiser. It was a great success and – topped up by entry fees and sales of grub and tat – it has paid our visiting artists throughout this season. We are very grateful to all that came and for all the wonderful donations we had as raffle prizes and Ebay items etc. The reason we are not doing the same this year is that it was also extremely hard work and pretty inefficient. We managed to raise £1200, for which we are very grateful, but with that effort and goodwill you’d ideally hope to raise much more. We will miss the end of year celebration, which will only be partly substituted by going to the pub afterwards…but don’t hesitate to take Monday off and have a really good bash with us!

Season #3
We would like to carry on doing If Wet. This season has taught us a lot and we have resolved to do a six month (ish) season of events next year; in our village hall. We found touring village halls hard to justify from the point of view of audience numbers, because we just didn’t have the people on the ground to promote stuff sufficiently. Festival appearances might still happen if people will have us but the core would be our events in our hall.

We would like to grow If Wet a little in 2015. This year there were a couple of notable artists whom we couldn’t invite, or couldn’t ship their stuff up, because we didn’t have the funds. There will always be limits to this but we would like to kick this up a notch next year in an effort to keep bringing amazing people to Callow End. Also, our cushty deal with the people who run the village hall will end next year and we would like to pay everyone else involved – caterers, photographers, designers, us &c – some money on a monthly basis. We also need to continue to promote things so audience levels don’t drop.

We will work out what sort of sum this adds to and then we will be turning to Kickstarter. This hasn’t been an easy decision for us but the balance of possible funding to workload will hopefully be somewhat less arduous than last year. We have specifically chosen Kickstarter over other options because our plans to develop If Wet during next season are central to what we want it to be. If this doesn’t reach the funding target it wont be possible to run If Wet as we would hope and so we will stop. More on all of this soon.

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Also…

We are planning a monthly radio show, to run during the If Wet off-season. The idea is that we will focus on a different musical instrument each month. This isn’t intended to be comprehensive or high-brow but to provide an opportunity for us to drive our R&D along and to play some music we like. Like any If Wet these will be “broadcast” on the last Sunday of the month; starting on the 28th of December, from 2pm. Our first show will focus on the tuba, naturally.

We also really enjoyed organising a trip to Foghorn Requiem last year. We saw it as an If Wet Outing. When people who attended Sarah Nicoll’s If Wet suggested we might organise another outing to see her perform in December we thought that was a lovely idea. Being mid-week and many hundreds of miles away may prohibit us going to Sarah’s performance but we will certainly be looking at organising more outings; where possible to see work performed by artists who have presented at If Wet.

Lastly, thanks to everyone for their support throughout this season. It has been truly heart-warming. We hope to see you at our last event of 2014, on the 30th of November, for Rosanne Robertson and pub! JOIN US.

Your suggestions for Season #2

Suggestions

Friends!

We will soon enter our second season of If Wet events. The details of this are still very much to be defined but here is our statement of intent. As you can see we could be doing quite a few events, including a number away from home.

We have some people in mind that we would like to invite to present (Sarah Kenchington and Paul Granjon are high on Sam’s list) but we’d love to hear your suggestions too. So, if you know someone who you think does interesting sonic work and could present it for around one hour in a relaxed village hall setting, please pop names, links and details in the comments field below. We welcome your suggestions.

Thanks.

If Wet 2014

Thank You

We did it! From what started as a bit of experiment, we seemed to build some momentum over our first season, topped off by our Season Finale and Fundraiser event at the end of November 2013. It was a stressful event, due in part to this, but it also felt like a triumphant celebration of all we had achieved in our first season. Many fond memories, and we even raised some money.

We would like to thank everyone who made our first season and fundraiser a success. People were generous beyond our wildest expectations. Below is a picture of Sarah Angliss playing at our fundraiser. Sarah has supported throughout but our thanks extend to so many people that we aren’t even going to attempt a list. Hopefully you know who you are, we certainly do.

Sarah Angliss

Our fundraising efforts raised just over £1200. Not bad for a sound art event in a rural village hall. Read on to find out what 2014 holds.

Onward

In order to make this sustainable, we have set a budget of £400 for each If Wet. Therefore the funds we have raised so far will cover three events in the village hall in 2014. We are now looking for funding for additional events in this our home venue. We hope that potential funders will see the effort and outcomes of our first season and will be willing to match our own fundraising. We’ll see. We’d certainly love to do more events in our hall this year, since this is where the heart of If Wet lies.

Once we see how we get on with our search for funding, we will define our programme at Callow End Village Hall, but for now we just wanted to provide this update and statement of intent.

Also, If Wet has grown wings and will take flight in 2014, stopping to perch at a variety of venues – occasionally with a subtly different format. First up, we have been asked by Flatpack Festival to host an If Wet as part of their festival this year. The second If Wet outing of the year will be the Southbank Centre, when we host a Meet The Makers event. Then we are talking with Capsule about a potentially very exciting event in April. More details on all of these soon but we are delighted to be keeping such fabulous company!

AND we secured funding through Sound and Music, which will see us tour some village halls this year.

Wowee! Thanks again to all who have supported us.

ONWARD.

 

If Wet #7 – documentation

If Wet #7 saw the wonderful Ian Rawes of London Sound Survey and designer Helen White present, along with a presentation by us (MortonUnderwood) about our Sound Trolley.

If Wet #7 is our last fully documented event of the year, as for our fundraiser we decided to enjoy ourselves in celebration of our first season. Here is the full audio recording, in two parts: Part1 / Part2

Here’s an overview of what went on, so you can access topics of interest:

Welcome

If Wet 7 - October - 01

Photo: Pete Ashton

MortonUnderwood present…

[1:30 – 22:05 | Part 1]

“The main reason that it’s in a trolley is that if you move this trolley around, as you move over differently reflective areas it changes pitch.”

“Getting the backing off the tape proved to be the most challenging thing because Sam has got no fingernails and I’ve got bad eyesight.”

“What we have done is take the optical reader for the synth and put it under the trolley, and then any design on the floor sequences the sound as you move it across it.”

If Wet 7 - October - 03

Photo: Pete Ashton

“David insisted on this humiliation for me on a regular basis.”
[Sam talking about completing a touch circuit using Sam’s head – pictured above]

“The reaction from the public was ‘this is really fascinating’. […] Now I wouldn’t have expected that reaction but it was a solid repeated reaction. They don’t know what contact mics sound like.”
[David talking about the addition of a contact mic to the underside of the trolley top]

Ian Rawes

[20:05 – 1:03:00 | Part 1]
First we welcomed Ian Rawes of the British Library Sound Archive and London Sound Survey to present a series of fascinating archival recordings.

If Wet 7 - October - 05

Photo: Pete Ashton

“They are called transcriptions discs. They are old 78 RPM discs and they’ve got programmes and out-takes, and some things which were never broadcast at all. […] The BBC don’t actually know about a lot of these things, or they’ve forgotten about them. When I first came across them I was very excited because you hear another world of sound.”

“I am interested in the sounds of everyday life, not really the great and the good being interviewed, which is what the vast majority of the old recordings are.”

“The earliest microphones or recording equipment was very insensitive to sound. […] They are always shouting; you get the impression people were very angry or very emphatic.”

If Wet 7 - October - 08

Photo: Pete Ashton

“The very oldest, surviving public recording in Britain […] is from Crystal Palace in 1888. […] Handel’s Messiah performed by a 4000-strong choir. […] It has a certain quality as you will hear.”
[Ian describing the remarkable recording which begins at 01:00:30]

Helen White

[00:10 – 30:05 | Part 2]
Our final presentation of 2013, was by Helen White who brought along her wonderful solar-wind chime to show us.

If Wet 7 - October - 09

Photo: Pete Ashton

“It’s a solar-wind chime that gathers data from the sun. It’s not everyday that you look at data from satellites and turn it into magnetic resonance, so I will try to explain how we got there.”

“The sun is ninety-three million miles away and it’s spewing charred particles at us all the time. […] These particles have different effects depending on all sorts of properties in them.”

“The three characters of the solar wind are: its speed, its density and the magnetic direction that the particles are facing. […] That’s what this piece of work focusses on; it reads the speed of the wind and interprets it through a series of sounds.”

“The data comes from a satellite called ACE.”

If Wet 7 - October - 13

Photo: Pete Ashton

“I love the idea that it can be so gentle and subtle. In fact, I had this on my desk, it was playing and I switched off from it. It was kind of like that ticking clock, it just disappears.”

Run What Ya Brung

We run a regular feature at If Wet in which members of the audience are invited to bring along and demonstrate instruments, sound objects and sonic oddities. For the first time nobody presented anything in this section, in part due to our regular contributors being away. A shame but this did result in is another first; we finished on time!

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The full set of Pete’s photographs of If Wet are available here.
 

A huge thank you to:
Everyone who presented! Everyone who engaged and provided feedback. Everyone who came. Kavita for cooking, running the bar and tidying up. Petefor taking photographs.

 

Fundraiser – start delayed until 5:30pm

Bouncy castle inside

We are having to delay the start of our fundraiser by 30 minutes, due to a double-booking made by the people who organise the village hall. As a result we will only be able to get into the hall at 5pm and we are told they will still be removing a bouncy castle at the time! This might make things a little more shambolic/charming in general as we wont have the time we’d hoped to set up and test – but we’ll manage. If you do arrive at 5pm you will of course be welcomed in but please consider delaying until 5:30pm if you can.

Once in, grab yourself a drink, make yourself comfortable and we will start around 6pm with a presentation by your hosts MortonUnderwood.

Apologies for any inconvenience caused. See you soon!

The whole bouncy castle inside a village hall thing had passed us by but the image above is in fact of Callow End Village Hall.

If Wet #6 – documentation

If Wet #6 was an intimate affair but we the presentations were stellar. Thanks to those who came and to those who presented – you did us proud.

Here is the full audio recording, in two parts: Part1 / Part2

Here’s an overview of what went on, so you can access topics of interest:

Welcome

If Wet #6

Photo: George Benson

MortonUnderwood present…

[1:30 – 22:05 | Part 1]

“In April of this year I was appointed as the Artist-in-Residence at the Town Hall Symphony Hall in Birmingham, […] because they don’t do weird very well.”

This big

Photo: George Benson

“The police were about to send in a robot […] to blow it up!”
[Sam discussing the first Sonic Graffiti piece to appear in Symphony Hall]

No, this big

Photo: George Benson

“We didn’t want to put labels saying this is the microphone, this is the record button, this is the loudspeaker; we wanted it to be something you could intuit.”
[David discussing our ‘A Word In Your Ear’ sound art piece]

“This is what happens when Sam and I have a 20 minute phone call about how we might put it in a box and what we might do about the user interface to make it easy to tell which bit to speak into. It’s quite worrying really that it winds up looking like something out of a David Cronenberg movie.”

A Word In Your Ear

Soundhog

[22:20 – 1:01:25 | Part 1]
Ben Soundhog introduced his production techniques and work on his piece Whole Lotta Helter Skelter bastard pop piece.

Soundhog

Photo: George Benson

“I’ve always had this kind of fascination with messing up other people’s work, whether they like it or not.”

“I used to have an Atari 800 […] and you could have I think it was 7 seconds in total in samples, which you then split up into eight […] but there was enough there so you could start nicking notes off people’s records. “

Soundhog

Photo: George Benson

“He put out two singles out. They were both under the counter because they were, in terms of copyright, completely illegal.”

“It has gone into the mainstream. I hear stuff now using whacking great big chunks of other peoples music. That is a direct line from what we were doing; it did have an effect. We were always hoping that we’d get involved but of course what happens in the music industry, they take it themselves, they squish it down into something they can deal with and then they make the money out of it – then they are all happy.”

Soundhog

Photo: George Benson

“This is why everybody would use stuff like the Beastie Boys because the vocal tracks were easily available; they were always on the B-side of the 12 inch single. […] But what has happened in recent years […] there were a couple of console games out, one called Rock Band and one called Guitar Hero, […] and this is how much clout the gaming industry developed, they actually were able to go to the record companies dig out the multi-track masters and use them as the basis of the samples in the game.”

“I know a lot of people don’t like you messing with things that are, you know, sacred but […] it’s not like the originals don’t exist any more. If you want to hear it as it is then it’s there for you but if you want just something a bit different then so long as it’s not a complete mess I think you should be able to have a go at this.”

Soundhog

Photo: George Benson

“To be honest I’ve never had much feedback from people but one of the guitar players out of Paul McCartney’s current touring band, which is fantastic, and Jimmy Page’s website had it on their front page, so they must be alright with it.”

soundhog.blogspot.co.uk

Graham Dunning

[00:10 – 53:35 | Part 2]
Graham Dunning discusses and demonstrates his project Music by the Metre.

Graham Dunning

Photo: George Benson

“It’s based on an idea by Giuseppe Pinot-Gallizio, […] he’s founding member of the situationist movement and Italian painter and also chemist and he came up with industrial painting, Painting by the Metre. […] My version is an audio homage to that technique.”

“I’ve got some machines which create some abstract music which I then use to fill up a spool of tape. […] So what I’ll do is set up the machines until it’s making something resembling something musical and then that’s the end of my intervention with it. […] I just leave it to run, fill up all of one side of the tape and then turn it over and fill up the other side.”

Graham Dunning

Photo: George Benson

“The idea of vertical music is that it’s always changing but it’s always the same, and it’s never changing but it’s never the same.”

“I am going to set up one of these machines now today and as I go along I am going to describe what the sources are. So, I’ll just start doing that.”

Graham Dunning

Photo: George Benson

“I am also using a rock from just outside to hold the back end of the tonearm hopefully to make it loop on the same bit so it doesn’t spiral towards the middle.”

“Next up, I’ve got another turntable, which has been slightly butchered. […] I’ve taken out the original motor and have put in this kind of hobby motor, which has an adjustable speed on it. […] It goes from quite slow to being much faster than a normal record player.”

“Just trying to find a certain record. They are all unlabelled so I can’t remember which one it was. […] These are some dubplates that I got made of different field recordings I recorded myself. […] This is the sound of, I put some cymbals out in the rain each with a contact mic on.”

“The longer you listen to it the more you can hear.”

Graham Dunning

Photo: George Benson

“This microphone is going out the window to get some traffic noise, or in a more academic way of putting it, live environmental sound.”

“There is quite a nice sweep to even regular traffic and I think in the context of quite a noise-heavy conversation between these different sounds it can change the composition. […] Over the course of the tape it’s actually different all the way through.”

Graham Dunning

Photo: George Benson

“One final element, inside this tape is a loop of cassette. […] This is from a remix I did for a saxophone player called Colin Webster. […] To remix one of his tracks I recorded it out to tape and then made up sixteen of these cassettes of little snippets and then played eight of them together. […] All slightly different, so they go in and out of sync together.”

“So, I am happy with that as the composition as it is going to be. The last bit to do is switch the tape on so, start it running and just leave it recording until it has filled both sides of the tape.”

“That’s it, it’s going and it’s out of my hands!.”

grahamdunning.com

Run What Ya Brung

[54:54 – 01:03:54 | Part 2]
We run a regular feature at If Wet in which members of the audience are invited to bring along and demonstrate instruments, sound objects and sonic oddities. This month we had a great contribution from our regular contributor Richard Windley.

Richard Windley

[54:54 – 01:03:54 | Part 2]

“I’ve got a couple of quite nice handmade guitars that I’ve had for years and I’ve gradually got more and more frustrated with them. […] I thought maybe I’d better design one that I like […] so I designed and built this one a few years ago. […] This thing I’ve only added recently and it was an attempt to do this thing which Indian instruments and some European instruments like hurdy gurdies often have these things called sympathetic strings […] to broaden the range of the sound and to give me more sustain.”

Richard Hawley

Photo: George Benson

richardwindley.co.uk

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This is the first month Pete Ashton was unable to attend If Wet, so we don’t have the usual photographs on his Flickr BUT the wonderful George Benson stepped in to help, so thank you to him for the great photos of If Wet #6 used in this post.

A huge thank you to:
Everyone who presented! Everyone who engaged and provided feedback. Everyone who came. Kavita for cooking, running the bar and tidying up. George for taking photographs.

 

If Wet #5 – documentation

If Wet #5 was an unusually interactive event – people even went outside! We merely introduced this If Wet, with no further input. As ever our guests did us proud.

Here is the full audio recording, in three parts: Part1 / Part2 / Part3

Here’s an overview of what went on, so you can access topics of interest:

Welcome

If Wet 5 - August - 03

Photo: Pete Ashton

“We set up If Wet […] as a bit of an antidote to the rock/blues nights there are throughout the region. We didn’t really feel there was a requirement for another one of those, so we decided to set this up.”

Nikki Pugh

[03:30 – 36:45 | Part 1]
Nikki Pugh introduced us to her work related to space and in particular her project Score for heavy objects and built environment.

If Wet 5 - August - 06

Photo: Pete Ashton

“You know there is this whole drive to make technology smaller, more invisible, I just like the idea of going ‘Raggghh here it is!’, and I’ve got to carry it.”
[Nikki discussing her huge, heavy tubes used for this project]

“Inside them […] a micro-controller. As small computer, based on the Arduino platform. It’s three things really: it’s little PCBs with computer chips on them, it’s also software that is designed for artists to use, and a massive support community as well.”

If Wet 5 - August - 08

Photo: Pete Ashton

“Inside here I’ve got two GPS receivers […] just the raw component. […] and a solenoid.”

If Wet 5 - August - 09

Photo: Pete Ashton

“I view these as this kind of expanded, augmented sense, and use it to pull people’s attention to the built environment around them in different ways. […] I walked down New Street in Birmingham and because I was carrying this kind of equipment with me, suddenly noticed OH! there are trees all down New Street. Just because it made me raise my eye-line and look up. […] To try and make people tune in in different ways.”

“We’re just going to play you some of the data recorded on the walk. […] It’s the data themselves played back in the same way that they tap as you carry them around. […] It’s quite a direct link back to all that sweating and swearing.”

“Because it’s quite an abstract process I wanted to give you the opportunity to experience these yourselves.”

We all head outside with the Heavy Objects.

If Wet 5 - August - 16

Photo: Pete Ashton

If Wet 5 - August - 15

npugh.co.uk

Kathy Hinde

[00:20 – 55:00 | Part 2]
Kathy Hinde discusses her project Vocal Migrations and the influences that led her to create the project.

If Wet 5 - August - 18

Photo: Pete Ashton

“My background is working with music and visual art. I’ve never really wanted to decide between the two, I’ve always wanted to do both.”

“I got involved with an organisation called COMMA, which stands for Contemporary Music Making for Amateurs. That’s using the word amateur in its original meaning, which means for the love of it.”

If Wet 5 - August - 19

Photo: Pete Ashton

“We were doing full orchestra pieces that were for wine glasses, fire extinguishers and you know, cellos and violins and pianos. […] The way that some of the composers chose to deal with this mixed ensemble of different abilities and maybe odd instrument combinations were really interesting. There were all sorts of different strategies.”

“One of the pieces was working with the composer Terry Riley. […] COMMA did the UK première of this piece with Terry Riley. […] Terry Riley was conducting. Not really realising the significance of how great this guy is; these were really formative experiences.”

If Wet 5 - August - 21

Photo: Pete Ashton

“Moving on to my piece Vocal Migrations, I wanted to work with this idea of an open score.”

“There is so much in nature that creates incredible complex beauty that works with very, very simple rules.”

“It’s inspired by how bats use sound to see. […] There is a guy in America called Daniel Kish who is blind who has taught himself to echolocate using clicks.”

If Wet 5 - August - 27

Photo: Pete Ashton

“It’s this idea of creating a situation or a behaviour for people to be immersed in. I think once you remove sight then there is something quite interesting happens in terms of having to trust this device, having to really listen […] and there is this point at which you really relax into it, and sort of go I’m OK, I can just use my listening to these sounds to make sense of my environment.”

If Wet 5 - August - 26

kathyhinde.co.uk

Run What Ya Brung

[01:05:14 – 01:16:45 | Part 2]
We run a regular feature at If Wet in which members of the audience are invited to bring along and demonstrate instruments, sound objects and sonic oddities. This month we had a viola da gamba and recorder piece, an iPhone drone app and a bass string drone instrument.

Tim Cranmore and Ange

[00:30 – 12:50 | Part 3]
If Wet 5 - August - 31

Photo: Pete Ashton

“We are just going to play a bit of music, if I dare mention the word.”

“The Viola da gamba came before all the other stringed instruments.”

fippleflute.co.uk

Simon Gray

[14:04 – 21:45 | Part 3]
If Wet 5 - August - 33

Photo: Pete Ashton

“A lot of us who make drone-based music will have an app called iTablaPro, which as well as having tabla drums has a tanpura, which generates Indian drones. When we are playing drone-based music we don’t always want to have the Indian sound, we might want an electronic sound.”

star-one.org.uk

Richard Windley

[23:10 – 31:07 | Part 3]
If Wet 5 - August - 36

Photo: Pete Ashton

“Then I came across this reference to an early instrument called a Trumpet Marine (sic). it was a single stringed instrument and rather than fret it you played the harmonics on it. And then I remembered something a lap steel player showed me and that is if you play a harmonic on an open string and then slide the bar up the harmonic actually follows the note, […] which surprised me.”

richardwindley.co.uk

NOTE: the details at the end of Part 3 of the audio about our November fundraising event are incorrect. Keep your eye on THIS PAGE for details!

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The full set of Pete’s photographs of If Wet are available here.
 

A huge thank you to:
Everyone who presented! Everyone who engaged and provided feedback. Everyone who came. Kavita for cooking, running the bar and tidying up. Pete Ashton for taking photographs.

 

If Wet #4 – documentation

If Wet #4 was another lively and well attended affair. As ever our guests did us proud.

Here is the full audio recording, in two parts: Part1 / Part2

Here’s an overview of what went on, so you can access topics of interest:

Welcome

If Wet #4 - intro

Photo: Pete Ashton

“Actually I don’t know quite what to expect, which is one of the delights of doing If Wet!”

MortonUnderwood present…

[2:20 – 38:36 | Part 1]

World Listening Day

[2:20 – 7:00 | Part 1]
We started by introducing World Listening Day before going on to cover our release on RHP, entitled “Field Augmentation”.

“World Listening Day is to celebrate the practice of listening as it relates to the world around us, environmental awareness, and acoustic ecology.”

“I don’t know whether you’ve ever experienced a tube journey but it is phenomenally loud sometimes. […] For me those sorts of journeys are fascinating because you have people there who would never normally listen to that sort of sound. I would go to a concert that sounds rather like that […] but a lot of the people on the tube definitely wouldn’t.”

Field Augmentation

[7:00 – 38:36 | Part 1]

If Wet 4 - July - 05

Photo: Pete Ashton

“We are very open to all of the chance sounds of course that appear in that setting; of which there are many.”

“[…] has the rather odd effect of sounding, as you’ll hear in a few minutes, like a scrapyard in a cathedral.”

“We are going to play this track in full. It’s about seven minutes long, so this is an endurance listening moment.”

Listening

Photo: Pete Ashton

“It’s quite interesting that people seem to be paranoid if you take a camera out but to my surprise it’s the other end of the scale with microphones.”
[David talking about our experience when recording in the field]

“Why is it that one type of sound is acceptable in a certain environment and another type of sound isn’t?”
[Sam talking about the recording of his piece The Bells]

mortonunderwood.co.uk

Laura Kriefman

[00:09 – 01:02:42 | Part 2]
Laura Kriefman introduced us to her work as choreographer, technologist and sound artist.

If Wet 4 - July - 06

Photo: Pete Ashton

“I came up with this ludicrous theory […] which is that the more labour saving devices we’ve found, the less we have rhythm in our body.”
[Laura discussing why we find dancing increasingly awkward]

“So, I started this plan to liberate dance. […] I may never achieve it but I am going to keep trying. […] I started taking all our work we were doing and putting it slap bang in the environment people were spending time in, because I wanted to show the way people move every day is beautiful.”

If Wet 4 - July - 12

Photo: Pete Ashton

“I wanted to create something which could be installed anywhere, whether it’s a country estate in the middle of a forest or on a street corner. […] The smallest one is small enough to hold and the largest one is large enough to sit on.”
[Laura talking about her Rolling Stones project]

“Would anybody like to touch a Rolling Stone?”

If Wet 4 - July - 08

Photo: Pete Ashton

“That’s playing on that base of chaos. It’s a really unusual place to put yourself, to create a piece of work when you know it’s going to tour because you have to make something that’s tourable. So, it has to have a finite form in the programming, it has to last 45 minutes, it has to be suitable for these kinds of people […]”
[Laura discussing applying chaos in her latest work]

Moving on to her mechanical bird building, Laura outlined her approach to making a variety of birds for her latest exhibition.

“How can I create a way for people to look up?”

“Some of the sculptures have very real birds and some of them have imaginary birds, so of course honker birds do not exist, nor do fluster birds. I only brought two of the fluster birds, there will be six living in this nest.”

If Wet 4 - July - 16

Photo: Pete Ashton

“All the birds are kenetic and hand manipulated because actually it’s more fun.”

“For the final one I need five volunteers!”

If Wet 4 - July - 19

Photo: Pete Ashton

guerilladanceproject.com

Run What Ya Brung

[01:05:14 – 01:16:45 | Part 2]
We run a regular feature at If Wet in which members of the audience are invited to bring along and demonstrate instruments, sound objects and sonic oddities. This month our regular contributor Richard Windley brought down his self-built Stroh guitar and amplifier. Once again, a remarkable rarity demonstrated in our village hall!

Richard Windley

[01:05:14 – 01:16:45 | Part 2]
If Wet 4 - July - 22

Photo: Pete Ashton

“The original Strohs were made out of some sort of nickle and aluminium alloys, which I guess were cutting-edge in the early nineteen hundreds. […] What Stroh did was he took part of the energy from the bridge and he pivoted it and brought this little arm down onto this very, very thin diaphragm, which is spun aluminium.”

richardwindley.co.uk

Once again, the event ended with a lot of people sticking around to chat. One of the core aims of If Wet it to build links locally. We are confident there are people who share our interests out there and we’d like to hook up with them to form some sort of creative community. Another successful If Wet, see you at the next one!

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The full set of Pete’s photographs of If Wet are available here.
 

A huge thank you to:
Everyone who presented! Everyone who engaged and provided feedback. Everyone who came. Kavita and Gill for running the bar and tidying up. Pete Ashton for taking photographs.

 

If Wet #3 – documentation

Our third event was something of a triumph; it was lively and well attended, and as ever our guests did us proud!

Here is the full audio recording, in two parts: Part1 / Part2

Here’s an overview of what went on, so you can access topics of interest:

Welcome

If Wet 3 - June - 41

Photo: Pete Ashton

“I am aware that some of you know this, as some of you have been to every single If Wet.”

MortonUnderwood present…

[2:52 – 17:20 | Part 1]

Foghorn Requiem recording

[6:36 – 09:31 | Part 1]
We played back a recording of the Foghorn Requiem David made when we travelled up to South Shields the weekend before If Wet #3. In many senses, this was the first of what could potentially become a series of If Wet sonic outings…

Foghorn Requiem

Photo: Sam Underwood

“This is the finale. There is a mournful chorale at the end from the brass bands and then it goes to the foghorn part and they discharge the full extent of the air chambers through the foghorn, so you hear how the sound meanders and peters out.”

“They explained that normally they wouldn’t run the foghorn like that but […] because it was the last time it was ever going to be sounded properly they ran the cylinders right until everything was completely depleted and run out, which is why it sounds particularly mournful.”

3D mouthpieces

[9:36 – 17:20 | Part 1]
Next up, we provided a brief update on our work building 3D mouthpieces. David described and demonstrated a working saxophone mouthpiece.

3D mouthpieces

Photos: Pete Ashton

“The software has been upgraded now so the rafts are much easier to come off in one piece.”

“I now need to re-learn some of the fundamentals so I am getting to the stage where I am building models myself.”
[Sam reflecting on what’s next in terms of our exploration of 3D printing]

Paul John presents the clavichord

[17:25 – 44:00 | Part 1]
Paul John discusses the history of clavichords, which featured him playing in-the-round.

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Photo: Pete Ashton

“It’s closer to the piano in its expressiveness than it is to the harpsichord.”

“In the 18th century it was often used in stacks, in pairs, […] so that an organist could practice at home.”

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Photo: Pete Ashton

“It came out of, probably, ancient Greek methods of teaching mathematics, the acoustics of music from a single stretched string between two points and finding that if you put pressure on the string here and there that you get the fundamental and the octave.”

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Photo: Pete Ashton

The courtesy and attentiveness of an If Wet audience is always high (they have to put up with us blathering on after all) but in this section it was particularly tangible. The volume of the clavichord is such that it rewards close listening. It was a delight to behold how enchanted everyone looked when Paul was playing.

Next up, Sarah Angliss.

Sarah Angliss

[1:07 – 52:31 | Part 2]

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Photo: Pete Ashton

“That’s the act. I genuinely don’t know quite what it is; it sort of lives somewhere between cabaret and experimental electronics.

“You actually imbue notes with life by sort of expressing yourself as you play the note. And on the recorder you have a very good parallel with what is going on with the clavichord.

“There is a roboticist, Rodney Brooks who said “The real world is its own best model”. […] You might spend a vast amount of money on bell samples but in the end the best bell sample is a bell, situated in a room, vibrating away as only bells can do. […] We are actually quite hungry for physical, situated sound. That’s something I am very, very into.

As a keen saw player, Sarah moves on to discuss and demonstrate the saw as a musical instrument.

Saw playing

Photo: Pete Ashton

“It was like the skiffle instrument of its time. It was what you did if you couldn’t afford a violin.”
[Sarah talking about saws as a musical instrument]

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Photo: Pete Ashton

The discussion moved on to focus on performance and Sarah’s thoughts on this.

“Coupling; which is the idea that when I see a performance I want to see what the performer is doing, coupled in some obvious way to what we are hearing. Otherwise I will switch off.”

“Why are we all here sharing this sound rather than just simply listening to it at home?”

“You’ll notice at the beginning that I tuned up in front of you. I didn’t actually need to tune up in front of you. I do that before I start a show so that people realise I am controlling the sound, and I am not reacting to the sound.”
[Sarah talking about helping the audience to appreciate the cause and effect when she plays Theremin]

“People credit him with a lot more intelligence than he actually has. […] I am actually using old magician’s tricks, lots of misdirections.”
[Talking about her robot, Hugo]

Sarah moves on to discuss and demonstrate her phonograph.

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Photo: Pete Ashton

“This is entirely clockwork sound, there is no electronic amplification whatsoever.”
[Demonstrating a recording.]

“It has not escaped out notice that the voices of the dead can be reheard.”
[Quoting Scientific American response to the phonograph when originally demonstrated.]

Members of the If Wet audience were then given the opportunity to make a recording on the phonograph. A short piece was recorded featuring the voices of Tim Cranmore (Worcestershire Poet Laureate), Sarah Angliss and David Morton on saxophone.

“You would have to remove that stylus and replace it with a heavier one. And then you spoke into the horn, the horn would vibrate the stylus and it was heavy enough to cut the groove in the wax.”
[On how to record using a phonograph]

“It’s an artefact of the recording process. How you have to perform and the way it gets filtered. So, it makes you start to realise that this idea of how old voices sound is often the recording process rather than the people.”
[On how to record using a phonograph]

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Photo: Pete Ashton

Run What Ya Brung

[41:32 – 57:00 | Part 2]
We run a regular feature at If Wet in which members of the audience are invited to bring along and demonstrate instruments, sound objects and sonic oddities. Sometimes we get lots of contributions, sometimes just one (so far never nought). This month was stellar, with fabulous contributions from Caroline Radcliffe, Richard Windley and Tim Cranmore.

Caroline Radcliffe

[54:00 – 1:03:58 | Part 2 | pre-amble by Sarah Angliss]
Caroline Radcliffe demonstrated some clog dancing and spoke about how many of the moves, from the 18th century, imitated the machinery in the cotton mills.

“I get really fed up with all these techno people claiming that they’ve only just invented something. What I want to show is that repetitive labour and sound was connected way before Detroit techno and all sorts of other processes.”

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Photo: Pete Ashton

Caroline Radcliffe

Richard Windley

[01:05:46 – 01:10:24 | Part 2]
We can’t get enough of Richard at If Wet and he was back with a bizarre self-made synth on a multi-layered stand.

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Photo: Pete Ashton

“The band broke up after about four days.”

richardwindley.co.uk

Tim Cranmore

[01:10:50 – 01:20:54 | Part 2]
Tim is a local recorder maker and maker/player in the UK Vegetable Orchestra. This was his second contribution to If Wet, where he covered three-holed pipes, including two rare bass pipes.

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Photo: Pete Ashton

“In the Mary Rose they found several musical instruments. […] The bass three-holed pipe they found was the only one that had ever been seen, and this is a copy of a bass three-holed pipe that was found in the Mary Rose.”

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Once again, the event ended with a lot of people sticking around to chat. One of the core aims of If Wet it to build links locally. We are confident there are people who share our interests out there and we’d like to hook up with them to form some sort of creative community. Another successful If Wet, see you at the next one!

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The full set of Pete’s photographs of If Wet are available here.
 

A huge thank you to:
Everyone who presented! Everyone who engaged and provided feedback. Everyone who came. Kavita and Gill for running the bar and tidying up. Pete Ashton for taking photographs.

 

If Wet #2 – documentation

If Wet #2 was a slightly more intimate affair than If Wet #1. The first hot day for ages and a bank holiday Sunday surely didn’t help in terms of numbers but we had a fun and informative time hosting the wonderful Juneau Projects.

Here is the full audio recording, in two parts: Part1 / Part2

Here’s an overview of what went on, so you can access topics of interest:

Welcome

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Photo: Pete Ashton

“If at any point in proceedings you want to interject, ask a question, just stick your hand up. We have a very open forum throughout all of this!”

MortonUnderwood present…

[2:52 – 51:20 | Part 1]

Noise box synths and optical sequencer

[2:52 – 34:08 | Part 1]
We brought along three of our Game Conroller noise box synths, a stereo noise box (codenamed THE BEAST), a controller in a Spam tin and our prototype optical sequencer to demo.

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Photo: Pete Ashton

“Arguably the standard format for these sorts of noise boxes is for them to be a drone noise box. [demo] […] What we wanted to do with these, this particular model, is make something that’s a bit more playable, so you can be quite rhythmical. [demo]”
[Talking about our Game Controller format synths]

“It’s simulating what it is like if the battery goes flat. […] controlling the amount of flatness your battery has, rather than having to have a selection of batteries that you pop in.”
[Talking about power-starve on our synths]

All the synths we build have at least one oscillator wired out to two photo ports, to allow the functionality to be extended via anything that provides a resistance value.

“We’re all going to try and hold hands. […] We’ll see how successful this is.”
[Talking about the synth extension and touch contacts]

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Photo: Pete Ashton

“the extension allows you to design something that does for you what you want to do in your liveset”
[Talking about the synth extension and how it allows for easy controller customisation]

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Photo: Pete Ashton

Next up David demonstrated the optical sequencer he has built, which again can wire into the extension port of our synths.

“we call this, as a sort of working title, the Pocket Oramics”
[Referencing part of the history surrounding our optical sequencer]

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Photo: Pete Ashton

“Part of the thinking with these is that they can be made cheaply enough so that they can be bought by anyone that wishes to experiment. “
[Talking about our optical sequencer relative to others before it]

Optical sequencer

Photo: MortonUnderwood (Archive)

“The suggestion was that you could have one mechanical device that is pulling this strip through and another mechanical device that had a pen on it, which was then writing on it.”
[Talking about an idea for a generative sequencer suggested at If Wet #1]

3D printed tuba mouthpiece

[34:08 – 51:04 | Part 1]
During If Wet #2 we were running a “MarkerBot Replicator 2” 3D printer at the back of the hall. It printed a tuba mouthpiece. We had a pre-prepared (filed and sanded) version of this mouthpiece with us, which we demonstrated attached to Sam’s tuba.

3D printed tuba mouthpiece

Photo: Pete Ashton

“Quick Google, mouthpiece.stl, oh look somebody has put up a CAD design for a trombone mouthpiece. Trouble is I don’t know any trombone players. […] Quick Google, find out how long a tuba mouthpiece is, take the trombone mouthpiece dimensions and just make one that’s the same length, and let all the other dimensions go.”

“The interesting point is you can now choose to do things you couldn’t normally do with a conventional mouthpiece. […] I could take a pressure driver, a loudspeaker in a can, a pipe, build one of these with a pipe attachment and I can now have a sequence of notes playing through here while Sam plays another sequence on the tuba. […] I have no idea whether that will sound interesting, horrible, exciting, good, bad, or indifferent, but I bet nobody has done that before.”
[Talking about the melting point of 3D printed PLA material]

“So a PLA teapot isn’t quite a chocolate teapot but it’s well on the way to being a chocolate teapot.”
[Talking about the melting point of 3D printed PLA material]

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Juneau Projects

[00:35 – 41:00 | Part 2]
It was a delight having Juneau Projects come down to talk about their project “Blackbird in Infospace”, their EP which is downloadable to a USB drive at “shrines” throughout Worcester. They also demonstrated their distinctive musical instruments and performed a piece from the EP.

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Photo: Pete Ashton

“By the third day we kinda bonded with one another by accidentally breaking one of the artworks”
[Ben talking about how him and Phil first got to know each other]

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Photo: Pete Ashton

“You can go to your computer and get almost anything you want delivered to you. We are not against that, that’s a great thing, but we we interested in looking at the the other way around and making something that had elements of deliberately slowing down that process.”
[Phil talking about why they were interested in getting people out and about to download their EP]

“This is the song we mentioned about the guy in the Crusades who flew back to Worcester on a Black Swan.”

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Photo: Pete Ashton

juneauprojects.co.uk/

Run What Ya Brung

[41:32 – 57:00 | Part 2]
We run a regular feature at If Wet in which members of the audience are invited to bring along and demonstrate instruments, sound objects and sonic oddities. Thanks to Richard for bringing another great piece to If Wet.

Richard Windley

[58:48 – 1:02:18 | Part 2]
Richard is a Hereford-based artist/maker who is currently working in the field of technical reproductions, created for television and film. His work and experience spans many years. He brought along two of his Theremins to show us.

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Photo: Pete Ashton

“You make the first iteration of it, you think that’s good if I did a Mark2 it would be that much better but you never get around to making a Mark2. On to the next project.”
[Talking about his creative process]

richardwindley.co.uk

Once again, the evening ended with a lot of people sticking around to chat. One of the core aims of If Wet it to build links locally. We are confident there are people who share our interests out there and we’d like to hook up with them to form some sort of creative community. Another successful If Wet, see you at the next one!

________________________________________

The full set of Pete’s photographs of If Wet are available here.
 

A huge thank you to:
Everyone who presented! Everyone who engaged and provided feedback. Everyone who came. Kate Sugden and Aston University for their support with the noise boxes. Kavita and Gill for running the bar (and making the nettle soup). Pete Ashton for taking photographs.