With a little help from our friends [Sound and Music] we will be taking some t-shirts on our tour…

These were designed by the wonderful Julian James [New Sugar] and are based on a phrase David is often heard uttering to Sam, whenever he expresses a view about a matter of taste: You’re no yardstick. One day we realised that this probably applies to most people we know and to the majority of people inclined to attend an If Wet.

Remembering that you are no yardstick is important when assessing the world around you. In case you should ever forget, you will have it written on your t-shirt. Maybe we can proudly reject the yardstick together?

On the road, these will be on sale for £10 [Heavy Gildan t-shirt] and will come with a little tag saying you bought them on our 2014 Tour of village halls. If you can’t make it to a tour date, these can be purchased for £13 (inc. P&P). The first run will be of 100 t-shirts, of various sizes.

Please email us if you are interested in ordering one, stating your preferred size.
All proceeds towards funding future If Wets. We have three more to fund this season alone…